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Two Dollar Coker Whore
Chris Tate
20 seasons · joined 2007 · Premier in 2027
All-time record
118–140
45.7% across 258 games
Points for / game
96.19
League rank 14 of 27
Points against / game
97.34
League rank 16 of 27
Luck
-9.62
118–140 against a 127.62-win schedule
Clutch
-9.09
Playoff scoring vs the regular season, 6 playoff seasons
Playoff history
Unified league and Premier only — Challenger seasons count as missed playoffs.
Playoff appearances
6
Playoff game wins
6
Runner-up finishes
0
Titles
1
Best finish: 1st
Longest playoff streak
2
Active playoff streak
1
Longest playoff drought
5
Active playoff drought
0
Last playoff berth
2025
Last playoff win
2021
Last semifinal
2021
Last final
2014
2011 week by week · Open
Bar is points for; the tick is the opponent. The middle figure is that week's all-play record.
W1
106.90
W
8–3
75.85
Matt Megas
W2
127.92
W
10–1
78.97
Jason Jennings
W3
114.76
W
10–1
83.23
Tim Switzer
W4
71.79
L
1–10
103.77
Chris Insolera
W5
77.47
L
5–6
102.95
Chris Schilling
W6
80.95
L
4–7
90.27
Ian Solla-Yates
W7
71.34
W
5–6
59.96
Matt Peterson
W8
108.50
W
10–1
67.66
Adam Goldberg
W9
98.85
W
8–3
93.68
Ryan Ahearn
W10
89.19
W
8–3
55.80
Andy Velarde
W11
100.17
L
7–4
102.55
Ben Verley
W12
51.52
L
0–11
116.14
Matt Megas
W13
118.19
W
10–1
84.01
Jason Jennings
8–5 against a 7.82-win schedule · 2 wins needed an opponent scoring below their own season average, 1 loss came against one who beat theirs. Outlined weeks went against the all-play field.
Season by season
| Year | League | Finish | W–L | PF/g | PA/g | xW | Luck | Clutch | High | Low | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2007 | Open | 11th | 3–10 | 86.60 | 96.47 | 6.91 | -3.91 | — | 122.56 | 59.80 | Weeks |
| 2008 | Open | 12th | 1–12 | 75.83 | 101.75 | 3.45 | -2.45 | — | 101.92 | 38.72 | Weeks |
| 2009 | Open | 12th | 4–9 | 82.79 | 97.04 | 4.55 | -0.55 | — | 105.78 | 53.70 | Weeks |
| 2010 | Open | 4th | 8–5 | 88.14 | 84.25 | 6.27 | +1.73 | -1.47 | 128.94 | 57.89 | Weeks |
| 2011 | Open | 4th | 8–5 | 93.66 | 85.76 | 7.82 | +0.18 | +0.72 | 127.92 | 51.52 | Weeks |
| 2012 | Open | 7th | 6–7 | 104.22 | 98.56 | 8.64 | -2.64 | — | 133.51 | 78.59 | Weeks |
| 2013 | Open | 10th | 6–7 | 89.76 | 90.25 | 6.08 | -0.08 | — | 130.98 | 54.42 | Weeks |
| 2014 | Open | 1st ★ | 10–3 | 98.54 | 80.39 | 8.38 | +1.62 | -6.99 | 132.98 | 71.07 | Weeks |
| 2015 | Open | 5th | 8–5 | 95.95 | 86.33 | 7.62 | +0.38 | -27.30 | 123.19 | 47.31 | Weeks |
| 2016 | Open | 14th | 2–11 | 72.61 | 89.33 | 2.31 | -0.31 | — | 112.74 | 47.06 | Weeks |
| 2017 | Open | 13th | 3–10 | 78.74 | 92.24 | 5.85 | -2.85 | — | 103.00 | 47.59 | Weeks |
| 2018 | Open | 14th | 4–9 | 89.13 | 91.18 | 6.20 | -2.20 | — | 129.86 | 45.82 | Weeks |
| 2019 | Open | 7th | 7–6 | 97.30 | 93.03 | 7.80 | -0.80 | — | 142.25 | 69.70 | Weeks |
| 2020 | Open | 10th | 7–6 | 84.13 | 83.21 | 5.60 | +1.40 | — | 121.06 | 58.23 | Weeks |
| 2021 | Open | 3rd | 12–2 | 121.53 | 103.74 | 10.33 | +1.67 | -6.52 | 155.64 | 66.46 | Weeks |
| 2022 | Open | 15th | 4–10 | 94.05 | 112.77 | 5.00 | -1.00 | — | 165.56 | 51.54 | Weeks |
| 2023 | Open | 10th | 6–8 | 111.54 | 110.45 | 6.20 | -0.20 | — | 156.42 | 78.32 | Weeks |
| 2024 | Open | 9th | 7–7 | 112.56 | 107.98 | 6.80 | +0.20 | — | 156.30 | 64.70 | Weeks |
| 2025 | Premier | 6th | 8–6 | 122.40 | 118.90 | 7.82 | +0.18 | -30.60 | 164.98 | 80.80 | Weeks |
| 2026 | Premier | 3rd | 4–2 | 143.50 | 142.11 | 4.00 | +0.00 | — | 196.66 | 117.68 | Weeks |