Season

2009

12 owners, one league · 13 weeks

League standings

# ▲	Owner	W–L	PF	PA	PF/g	PA/g	xW	Luck	Clutch	High	Low
1	Tim Switzer The Shady Future	9–4	1356.08	1267.14	104.31	97.47	8.27	+0.73	+13.75	141.40	77.71
2	Ryan Ahearn imdrunkrightnow	10–3	1398.47	1205.41	107.57	92.72	9.45	+0.55	+4.37	162.75	73.73
3	Ben Verley Poop that Zorn	8–5	1385.07	1219.22	106.54	93.79	8.09	-0.09	+10.52	148.67	72.81
4	Adam Goldberg Cock Salad	7–6	1168.00	1163.04	89.85	89.46	5.36	+1.64	-4.62	142.83	52.90
5	Chris Insolera Football Yankees	8–5	1370.77	1199.64	105.44	92.28	8.55	-0.55	-20.49	129.23	67.26
6	Matt Peterson Dancing Gorillas	7–6	1140.51	1070.22	87.73	82.32	5.00	+2.00	+40.46	119.61	61.33
7	Jason Jennings The Seawards	6–7	1334.50	1384.01	102.65	106.46	7.36	-1.36	—	140.49	62.91
8	Matt Megas Zombie Redskins 3	5–8	1230.02	1220.75	94.62	93.90	6.18	-1.18	—	143.24	54.00
9	Ian Solla-Yates All Hits No Hitler	5–8	1187.34	1332.57	91.33	102.51	6.27	-1.27	—	119.32	55.64
10	Andy Velarde AirBudGoldenReceiver	5–8	1032.10	1227.91	79.39	94.45	3.73	+1.27	—	103.62	51.07
11	Chris Schilling HastilyMadeNFLTeam	4–9	1131.10	1258.77	87.01	96.83	5.18	-1.18	—	101.68	61.48
12	Chris Tate Peanut Norr	4–9	1076.29	1261.57	82.79	97.04	4.55	-0.55	—	105.78	53.70

Ordered by final finish — playoff finishers first, then regular-season order. Single-tier season — promotion and relegation began in 2025. xW is the record a week's score earned against the whole field; Luck is wins above it. Clutch is playoff points per game above the regular season's — playoff teams only, to date while the playoffs are on.

Playoffs

Top 6 · from week 14

Quarterfinal

W14

(3) Ben Verley 148.23

(6) Matt Peterson 128.19

(5) Adam Goldberg 92.06

(4) Chris Insolera 84.95

Semifinal

W15

(2) Tim Switzer 98.39

(3) Ben Verley 89.51

(1) Ryan Ahearn 105.90

(5) Adam Goldberg 94.03

Third Place

W16

(3) Ben Verley 113.46

(5) Adam Goldberg 69.59

Championship

W16

(2) Tim Switzer CHAMPION 137.73

(1) Ryan Ahearn 117.98

Scores by week

Owner	W1	W2	W3	W4	W5	W6	W7	W8	W9	W10	W11	W12	W13
Ryan Ahearn	112.12	76.29	111.78	90.87	120.95	162.75	118.17	106.75	112.98	92.00	131.65	88.43	73.73
Tim Switzer	77.71	135.15	99.52	78.95	102.25	78.41	94.94	100.75	93.97	141.40	118.21	118.95	115.87
Ben Verley	102.22	119.24	91.34	148.67	85.93	138.23	115.15	77.76	80.07	72.81	121.82	111.73	120.10
Chris Insolera	67.26	123.48	84.39	109.66	94.09	108.92	113.74	129.23	126.59	100.21	116.76	97.52	98.92
Adam Goldberg	98.57	56.33	79.15	65.30	92.94	83.46	52.90	94.57	122.63	103.44	78.27	97.61	142.83
Matt Peterson	99.57	71.84	61.33	72.05	102.07	111.01	102.92	83.47	69.90	92.42	66.48	87.84	119.61
Jason Jennings	100.34	104.43	65.95	120.81	86.04	131.53	93.01	86.27	140.49	115.89	131.50	62.91	95.33
Matt Megas	92.48	143.24	94.42	81.41	81.98	101.31	112.22	94.96	105.41	65.69	54.00	116.23	86.67
Ian Solla-Yates	116.69	119.32	101.66	61.77	105.96	55.64	89.70	109.38	65.82	95.78	99.01	75.96	90.65
Andy Velarde	51.07	75.67	80.28	97.81	92.44	92.44	59.64	55.55	67.20	86.95	103.62	96.95	72.48
Chris Schilling	100.93	88.48	92.86	83.82	72.72	90.05	94.44	100.85	76.26	101.68	100.14	61.48	67.39
Chris Tate	72.28	81.30	88.39	83.98	95.68	74.47	69.30	105.78	95.96	86.37	100.23	68.85	53.70

Filled = week's high score · outlined = week's low.