Cock Salad
Adam Goldberg
117.66
11–2 that year · season avg 112.33 (+5.33 this week)
All-play 11–0 that week
24.00 left on the bench
VS
The Mighty Mullet
Tim Switzer
98.12
4–9 that year · season avg 78.75 (+19.37 this week)
All-play 8–3 that week
16.20 left on the bench
Starting lineups
Adam Goldberg wins by 19.54. Bars compare the two players at each slot.
Tony Romo DAL
26.16
QB
Peyton Manning DEN
25.72
Greg Jennings MIA
14.70
WR
Ronald Curry LV
3.40
Terrell Owens CIN
21.60
WR
Dwayne Bowe CLE
5.50
Jamal Lewis CLE
14.60
RB
Earnest Graham TB
20.30
LaDainian Tomlinson NYJ
31.70
RB
Thomas Jones KC
16.00
Jason Witten LV
6.70
TE
Greg Olsen SEA
0.70
T.J. Houshmandzadeh LV
4.20
W/R
Roy Williams CHI
8.50
Adam Vinatieri IND
0.00
K
Robbie Gould SF
11.00
Green Bay Packers GB
-2.00
D/ST
Pittsburgh Steelers PIT
7.00
Adam Goldberg — bench
| QB | Tom Brady TB | 17.68 |
| WR | Patrick Crayton LAC | 16.20 |
| WR | Bobby Engram KC | 10.00 |
| D/ST | Chicago Bears CHI | 10.00 |
| WR | Marty Booker ATL | 3.60 |
| RB | Najeh Davenport IND | 0.00 |
Tim Switzer — bench
| WR | Derrick Mason NYJ | 12.70 |
| RB | Maurice Morris DET | 12.40 |
| RB | Kevin Faulk NE | 5.10 |
| RB | Brandon Jacobs NYG | 0.00 |
| WR | Jerricho Cotchery CAR | 0.00 |
| QB | Jeff Garcia HOU | 0.00 |