The Mighty Mullet
Tim Switzer
101.12
4–9 that year · season avg 78.75 (+22.37 this week)
All-play 8–3 that week
8.40 left on the bench
VS
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Ryan Ahearn
99.54
6–7 that year · season avg 94.51 (+5.03 this week)
All-play 7–4 that week
6.40 left on the bench
Starting lineups
Tim Switzer wins by 1.58. Bars compare the two players at each slot.
Peyton Manning DEN
14.92
QB
Jon Kitna DAL
19.94
Derrick Mason NYJ
13.90
WR
Chris Chambers KC
10.10
Ronald Curry LV
12.20
WR
Randy Moss SF
23.50
Thomas Jones KC
11.10
RB
Willis McGahee CLE
12.10
Jeff King ARI
11.60
TE
Rudi Johnson DET
4.20
Roy Williams CHI
26.40
W/R
Antonio Gates LAC
11.30
David Akers DET
0.00
K
Reggie Wayne IND
8.40
Pittsburgh Steelers PIT
11.00
D/ST
Josh Brown NYG
3.00
Minnesota Vikings MIN
7.00
Tim Switzer — bench
| RB | Earnest Graham TB | 19.50 |
| RB | Kenny Watson CIN | 12.10 |
| RB | Correll Buckhalter DEN | 10.30 |
| QB | Jeff Garcia HOU | 6.34 |
| WR | Jerricho Cotchery CAR | 5.40 |
| RB | Deuce McAllister NO | 0.60 |
| RB | Brandon Jacobs NYG | 0.00 |
Ryan Ahearn — bench
| QB | Philip Rivers IND | 22.14 |
| RB | Fred Taylor NE | 8.40 |
| WR | Mike Furrey CLE | 4.30 |
| RB | Selvin Young DEN | 2.40 |
| WR | Ted Ginn CHI | 1.50 |
| RB | Michael Turner ATL | 1.20 |